Friday, December 31, 2010

2010: the year in review

Trying to remember what experiences filled a year, all 365 days of it, is nearly impossible. I can barely remember what I did last week, let alone twelve months ago. But I guess that’s why we have journals, and planners (and, more likely, blogs and Twitters and Facebook statuses) –what we write down, we can later look back and reminisce upon. What we write down is most likely the most important stuff anyway. The problem with my blog is that I tend to write all sorts of artsy fartsy things instead of what is actually happening in my life, but despite that I have combed my various outlets of expression and have pieced together my 2010.

In January, I moved into my cozy little East Village apartment. I remember being absolutely terrified, my first night there. I was alone, on a sagging air mattress, with only the bare necessities, hearing the ominous nighttime sounds of an ancient walkup for the first time. But I made it through the night, and I have made that apartment my home. January was the month that saw the earthquake in Haiti, the death of JD Salinger, and the announcement of the iPad (insert tampon joke here). It is also the month in which, according to my Twitter, I “had a dream where I wrote out the Boom Boom Pow lyrics in magnetic poetry and danced in a safari.”

February was dreary, I’m assuming, because I can’t remember much. The Winter Olympics happened, I know, as did the Tiger Woods scandal. As for my personal life, the only thing I could glean from my digital doings was extreme excitement about snow days. In fact, I apparently wore my pajamas inside out on more than one occasion. March, like February, is blurry. Those wintry months are never all that special, to me. Perhaps I should become a bear and start hibernating through this season. Or a fish.

April was unseasonably warm, if you remember. On April 7th, in fact, I tweeted “80 degreeeeeeees yowza.” (I have a way with words, I know). I remember forsaking my homework and instead sitting on rooftops with pretty friends, watching the city ebb and flow beneath us. April was also when I got to see Florence + The Machine in concert, one of the best live performances I’ve ever seen.

May 12, 2010: Faustyna turns twenty-one. I rang in my birthday with a small group of friends at the W Hotel in Times Square, sipping a Manhattan, of course (a not-so-tasty drink, as I learned, but being completely and utterly cliché was fun). In May, I finally (belatedly) got around to realizing that the oil spill in the Gulf was not your run-of-the-mill oil spill and voiced my outrage by boycotting BP. But then I realized that my brief protest was really quite pointless, as I only drive when I’m in Ohio. Speaking of Ohio, late May saw my arrival upon the campus of THE Ohio State University, where I was surrounded by inordinate amounts of straight men and I didn’t know how to handle it.

Summer. Ahh, summer. In June, I started my career as the marketing intern at BBC America and subsequently began to think and dream in a British accent. I spent a lot of time at the Bowery, working for and accommodating the needs of New York’s high rollers. Also obnoxious tourists. June was also the beginning of Governor’s Island Boot Camp. Every Friday morning (well, almost) found me, and a very good friend of mine, in line for the ferry that would take us to Governor’s Island, a funny yet idyllic little place five minutes from the tip of Manhattan. Free bike Fridays, oh how I miss thee! June was also the beginning of the World Cup and the reaffirmation of New York’s love affair with day drinking.

July was hot. Hot hot hot. An old childhood friend of mine was my roommate for the month, and together we’d sit in my unairconditioned apartment and do a little creative journaling. Watercolors and magazine cutouts and colored pencils. I remember restaurant week with two new and incredible friends of mine, and dreaming up screenplay ideas with them over gourmet homemade pizza. I remember discovering the greatness that is Santa Cruz Strawberry Lemonade (it was on sale at Whole Foods literally all of July). And, finally, the song that best sums up the month: “¡Yo soy español español español!”

August was also hot, but my cheap and frugal side (it exists! I swear!) refused to buy an air conditioner. I began to really enjoy going to work simply because it was cool. Er, refreshingly cold. August was the month of concerts in Central Park, and ritzy dates at hotel bars with older men. It was also the month of my retreat to the cool waters of Lake Placid. What a trip! The Adirondacks might just be my happy place.

September saw the beginning of my senior year of college. That’s really all I have to say about September, although major worldwide events such as the withdrawal of the last combat unit in Iraq and the death of the Segway owner (by riding his Segway off a cliff…) also transpired. October was more exciting, at least from what my Twitter tells me. I got to attend the centerpiece film of the New York Film Festival, which was Julie Taymor’s adaptation of The Tempest, starring, among others, Helen Mirren and Russell Brand, with whom I shmoozed on the top of the Empire Hotel after the screening. October was also the month in which I sold my soul to the CrackBerry. The month wrapped up with a road trip to our nation’s capital, where I restored sanity.

November: midterm elections. I was not a happy camper. Among my tweets of displeasure, this disturbing fact: “Meg Whitman’s personal spending on her campaign: $163 mil. Natl Endowment for the Arts 2010 budget: $161.4 mil.” I really don’t know what else happened in November, with the exception of the release of the first installment of the last Harry Potter movie—which was incredible, but made me feel really old.

December. Here we are (phew). WikiLeaks! Cleftos road trip! (I haven’t devoted any words to the Cleftos here yet…but those girls are an incredible part of my life and we have so much fun together. Hell, I got to beatbox a marriage proposal. Tell me that’s not fun.) Repeal of DADT! And Christmas. God I love Christmas.

In retrospect, 2010 was a really really (really) great year. For me, anyway. (I hope it was good for you too!) To ensure 2011 is just as good, a sampling of my New Year’s resolutions and goals:

  • Graduate!
  • Find a job…eek.
  • No but seriously. A REAL JOB. Like a real person.
  • In a less serious vein, use only reusable shopping bags.
  • This is pretty important, but workout 3-4 times per week.
  • Be proactive in my classes/in networking situations.
  • Cook more!
  • I’m going out on a limb here, but… fall in love? Granted, it doesn’t have to be with a person, I can just find a new passion or something…But ho-lee-crap do I want it to be with a person.
  • Stop slouching (this one’s for you, mom).
  • Pay off loans (!)
  • Write more. Read more. Smile more.

Happy New Year, everyone.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

all i want for christmas

Home for the holidays means entire days spent in fleece zip-ups and pants. It means sleeping til noon, eating the best food on the planet, and snuggling with pets (and parents). It also means reminiscing about holidays past.
My mom asked us about our most memorable Christmas Eves and Christmases at the dinner table. It was nice listening to my parents' stories about their lives before I came along. A lot of Christmases blur together, simply because the traditions we follow render each one the same. But there are some years that I can remember vividly.What I can't remember, however, is when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. It seems that I was around 9 or 10 when I started writing letters addressed as follows: Dear 1/2 Santa, 1/2 parents. What prompted my doubt, I couldn't tell you. Perhaps the realization that a red-suited, gray-bearded, present-bearing magic old man didn't exist was so traumatic that I have blocked it out of my memory.Regardless, my parents continued to insist that "if you don't believe, you won't receive." And thus, I continued to write my Christmas wishes to "Santa," even through middle and maybe even high school. Seriously. Even now, I still put out milk and cookies (although now it's morphed into soy milk and vegan gingerbread). Why? I'm not really sure. I think I just love the magic of Christmas.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

the gemma show

Whenever I am set to work the brunch shift at the restaurant, I concentrate all my efforts, the night before, on making it rain. While I feel sorry for all of the delivery people who bring food to New Yorkers who refuse to leave their apartments, as a hostess, rainy days make my life a lot easier. Last night's rain dance... well, let's just say I'm going to have to try those moves again.

Today, from about 10:15 to 10:58, the restaurant was completely, utterly empty. Since I work at a hotel restaurant that never closes, a window of time that large--on a Sunday during peak breakfast time--in which no customers come in is unheard of. Absolutely unheard of. So what did we, the staff, do?

Why, cat-walked around the entire restaurant, of course. Oh, and did yoga in between tables. Some jumping and dancing may have been involved as well. Perhaps a push-up contest transpired. It was absolutely fantastic.

In my producing class this week, we pitched ideas for films and TV shows to each other. One group had the idea of an HBO show that takes place at a fictional New York hotel called the Soho Majestic. Brilliant. An absolutely brilliant idea. I think that the staff at the Bowery Hotel should be a model for a TV show, if we are not worthy enough of a reality show ourselves. Posh hotels are always a good subject for a TV dramedy (though I hate that word). Just this week, a swimsuit designer was mysteriously murdered and found in the bathtub of her suite at a swanky hotel in the meatpacking district. Turned out her scorned lover did it. (When is that not the case?)

But seriously. How great would that show be? Follow the lives of Massimo, the at-first abrasive and OCD maître-d' with a fiery attitude who turns out to be a big old opera-loving, bad-joke-telling softie at heart. There's Noah, the tall and lanky male model wannabe who works room service and makes a little extra money selling special brownies to the guys in the kitchen, but is quite possibly one of the friendliest people in the whole hotel. Don't forget Angelina, a beautiful hostess with a behind out to there and an attitude to match--you don't want to cross her, but if you're on her good side you're golden. Names have been changed to protect identities, and some exaggerations have been made. But still. Don't you want to know more? Don't you want to watch these people as they interact with celebrities, socialites, tourists, and the homeless people that sometimes wander in to use the bathroom?

Yes. That does indeed happen.

Season Premiere Fall 2011.